Tonje Langeteig – ” I Don’t Wanna be a Crappy Housewife”
Probably even the worst song ever, since when is being a housewife a bad thing? EPIC FAIL!
You want lyrics? Sure:
Tonje
Hi, my name is Tonje
I’m a little pretty girl
trapped inside a grown ups body
I woke up one morning and I thought I was young
but no no no my youth was gone
I don’t wanna be a crappy housewife
that’s why right now to the disco I go
Chorus x4 (Tonje)
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
a crappy housewife
Tonje
I just wanna live a glamorous life
no way I’m gonna be a crappy housewife
when I’m six feet under, when I’m dead
I don’t want dirt on me but makeup instead
Chorus x4 (Tonje)
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
a crappy housewife
Rap Verse
Uh, uh
Oh come on
yeah oh
Lets go
You woke up one morning and thought you were young
but no no no your youth was gone
you don’t wanna be a crappy housewife no
that’s why right now to the disco you go
when you’re six feet under
when you are dead
you don’t want dirt on you but makeup instead
Chorus (Tonje)
I don’t wanna be…
I don’t wanna be, I don’t wanna be
a crappy housewife
Rap Verse
You just wanna live a glamorous life
no way you’re gonna be A CRAPPY HOUSEWIFE
Chorus x2 (Tonje)
I don’t wanna be
I don’t wanna be
a crappy housewife
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